I’ve learned quite a lot from Indiana Jones. In a very real(and possibly very sad) way, Professor Jones may be one of the three most influential forces in my life. Back in the 1980’s, when Indy was still young and spry, I didn’t just idolize the guy, I wanted to BE him. And not in that ‘geewhiz’ little kid way. I was a lunatic. I remember asking my mother to cut by hair like Harrison Ford’s. I was Indiana Jones at Halloween for five straight years. I carried a bullwhip. I wore a plastic bowler hat, which to my tiny brain was just like a fedora. I practiced rolling under the half-open garage door while not losing that oh-so-important head adornment. I’ve never wanted to be anyone else.